Monday, October 5, 2009

Breaking down video 'highlights' from the Vandy-Ole Miss game

Ah yes, it's time again to break down our weekly video highlights, if you wish to call them that.

Here's how the brave Vanderbilt video technicians filled up 4 minutes and 40 seconds, or 280 seconds:

• 79 seconds: Bobby Johnson explaining how bad the team played
• 39 seconds: Interceptions by Casey Hayward and Myron Lewis
• 32 seconds: Two missed Vandy field goals
• 31 seconds: Three Ole Miss TD passes
• 22 seconds: Long kick return by Warren Norman
• 21 seconds: Two tough runs by Warren Norman
• 19 seconds: Larry Smith TD pass to Udom Umoh
• 19 seconds: Opening and closing credits
• 14 seconds: Great run by Jared Hawkins
• 7 seconds: Postgame handshake

On the bright side, the video features a peppy score that sounds like the Dragnet theme being played on kettle drums.

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